What a weekend....
Glad I've got 3 days to work this stuff until I start this new telemarketing job to pay the bills....at least this gives me some time to work these 50 plus websites to promote these films...
And our newest one I'm working on...is Facebook!
We've got a new Facebook page for PHONE SEX GRANDMA. Here's the link:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/PHONE-SEX-GRANDMA/7958687939
PSG is still exploding, with all these other projects; just got another waiver for a film festival for the short....
And the weekend continues...
My mother, Opal as THE X-RATED GRANDMA on YouTube:
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
Making History....
What a week....
I haven't had the time this week to really work my filmmaking projects....but I'll tell you....this is one great week to be an American....
What a speech last night from Obama....MLK would be proud. I loved the convention, and loved the unity with the Clintons. I'm a big Hillary supporter, but this unity...you can't beat it. This is historic. What a speech last night.
And today....what happened? McCain picking Palin? Obama and Biden must be licking their chops right now....he just handed this election over to Obama on a silver platter. In my opinion, this lady Sarah is a joke; a beauty queen, hockey mom, who's biggest background 1 year ago was Mayor of a town with 5,000 people? Give me a break. McCain must be tapping into that hot stuff pretty well....and if you watched the announcement this morning, he looked pretty excited looking down at her ass while she was speaking...I'll bet he's getting excited thinking about who's going to be under his desk if he's in office....
Can't wait for next week....
My Mother, Opal as THE X-RATED GRANDMA:
I haven't had the time this week to really work my filmmaking projects....but I'll tell you....this is one great week to be an American....
What a speech last night from Obama....MLK would be proud. I loved the convention, and loved the unity with the Clintons. I'm a big Hillary supporter, but this unity...you can't beat it. This is historic. What a speech last night.
And today....what happened? McCain picking Palin? Obama and Biden must be licking their chops right now....he just handed this election over to Obama on a silver platter. In my opinion, this lady Sarah is a joke; a beauty queen, hockey mom, who's biggest background 1 year ago was Mayor of a town with 5,000 people? Give me a break. McCain must be tapping into that hot stuff pretty well....and if you watched the announcement this morning, he looked pretty excited looking down at her ass while she was speaking...I'll bet he's getting excited thinking about who's going to be under his desk if he's in office....
Can't wait for next week....
My Mother, Opal as THE X-RATED GRANDMA:
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Poor Filmmaking here in the Boonies....
This is a tough life....
Getting older, living in poverty here in the sticks, working odd jobs to make ends meet so we can make our own films our own way, and share them with the world...sometimes, i wonder if all of this is worth it. Because as each day passes, I feel older and my age...
Then there are days like today...
Our new hit short THE OUTHOUSE is playing nationwide today in 3 cities; Atlanta, Palm Springs and Seattle...we just put our new episode of THE X-RATED GRANDMA up here on the internet this morning on YouTube, Veoh, Funny or Die, Metacafe, Flixya and ICN, to share with the world; have 4 festival screenings already lined up next month for THE OUTHOUSE in NYC, Austin, Birmingham and Canada...and getting this feature film version of THE X-RATED GRANDMA ready for Slamdance in January...
And life continues...
My Mother, Opal, and her new X-RATED GRANDMA V-log episode:
Getting older, living in poverty here in the sticks, working odd jobs to make ends meet so we can make our own films our own way, and share them with the world...sometimes, i wonder if all of this is worth it. Because as each day passes, I feel older and my age...
Then there are days like today...
Our new hit short THE OUTHOUSE is playing nationwide today in 3 cities; Atlanta, Palm Springs and Seattle...we just put our new episode of THE X-RATED GRANDMA up here on the internet this morning on YouTube, Veoh, Funny or Die, Metacafe, Flixya and ICN, to share with the world; have 4 festival screenings already lined up next month for THE OUTHOUSE in NYC, Austin, Birmingham and Canada...and getting this feature film version of THE X-RATED GRANDMA ready for Slamdance in January...
And life continues...
My Mother, Opal, and her new X-RATED GRANDMA V-log episode:
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
A Note from this Poor Filmmaker....
Wow....
I'll tell you....
Sometimes I feel like I've lived too long. It's days like today that I feel like an old man. I look at everything I've accomplished these last 25 years...and I can honestly say, that if I died tomorrow, I'd die a rich man....
I have no regrets. None.
How many people can say that? I'm dirt poor here in the Ozarks, living in poverty, working crappy telemarketing jobs to make ends meet week to week while I make my movies....but I'm richer by far than these millionaires who slave and hoard their whole lives, and die with their pockets full, being a slave to their job for 40 years, so they can win the contest in death of 'who dies with the most in their pocket'. And these people that slave at their job all their life so they can have nice material things and keep up with the Jones's?
Fuck that!
Give me a shack in the boonies any day, with no hot water, a clothes line to dry my clothes, an electric heater to keep warm in the winter, and my cat to keep me company...and I'm a rich man....
This poor filmmaker doesn't need a bunch of cash to be alive...truly alive....
My Mother, Opal, THE OLD STRIPPER, on VEOH:
Online Videos by Veoh.com
I'll tell you....
Sometimes I feel like I've lived too long. It's days like today that I feel like an old man. I look at everything I've accomplished these last 25 years...and I can honestly say, that if I died tomorrow, I'd die a rich man....
I have no regrets. None.
How many people can say that? I'm dirt poor here in the Ozarks, living in poverty, working crappy telemarketing jobs to make ends meet week to week while I make my movies....but I'm richer by far than these millionaires who slave and hoard their whole lives, and die with their pockets full, being a slave to their job for 40 years, so they can win the contest in death of 'who dies with the most in their pocket'. And these people that slave at their job all their life so they can have nice material things and keep up with the Jones's?
Fuck that!
Give me a shack in the boonies any day, with no hot water, a clothes line to dry my clothes, an electric heater to keep warm in the winter, and my cat to keep me company...and I'm a rich man....
This poor filmmaker doesn't need a bunch of cash to be alive...truly alive....
My Mother, Opal, THE OLD STRIPPER, on VEOH:
Online Videos by Veoh.com
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Remembering Military School....
I remember military school...
Those were some good days....when I was 6,7,8 years old back in the early 70's...spending the school year there in Tennesseee...then getting to spend the summers with Mother on the road on the burlesque circuit.
Those were the days....
My Mother, Opal, in THE ACCEPTABLE SIN:
Those were some good days....when I was 6,7,8 years old back in the early 70's...spending the school year there in Tennesseee...then getting to spend the summers with Mother on the road on the burlesque circuit.
Those were the days....
My Mother, Opal, in THE ACCEPTABLE SIN:
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
I'm Wore Out....
Man....
Everything seems like a job.
Along with living, getting by....and as a filmmaker in poverty here in the boonies, trying to work all these 40 websites....man...
And it keeps going...
My Mother, Opal, in the new trailer THE OLD STRIPPER:
Everything seems like a job.
Along with living, getting by....and as a filmmaker in poverty here in the boonies, trying to work all these 40 websites....man...
And it keeps going...
My Mother, Opal, in the new trailer THE OLD STRIPPER:
Friday, August 8, 2008
Friday in the Boonies....
Well....another week coming to an end....and things keep kickin'....
This has been a crazy week...the heat's been hell....but now the week's ending where it's back down to the 80's....and I'm starting to get some work done...
This social networking's taking up most of my time....trying to get my Mother Opal out there as the X-RATED GRANDMA....
And here comes the weekend...
My Mother, Opal, as THE X-RATED GRANDMA on Funny or Die:
This has been a crazy week...the heat's been hell....but now the week's ending where it's back down to the 80's....and I'm starting to get some work done...
This social networking's taking up most of my time....trying to get my Mother Opal out there as the X-RATED GRANDMA....
And here comes the weekend...
My Mother, Opal, as THE X-RATED GRANDMA on Funny or Die:
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Monday, August 4, 2008
Too Much to Do....
It's a busy life being the son of a stripper...and a dirt poor, independent filmmaker too....
Today has been nuts....along with it being another 105-plus degree day here in the Ozarks, been trying to work this internet socially like hell...I've created over 25 different social networks for our films so far, to try to promote and grow our audience, and build an even larger global audience for my Mother, Opal, aka THE OLD STRIPPER...
Too much to do...this is maddening....
My Mother, Opal, the X-RATED GRANDMA:
Today has been nuts....along with it being another 105-plus degree day here in the Ozarks, been trying to work this internet socially like hell...I've created over 25 different social networks for our films so far, to try to promote and grow our audience, and build an even larger global audience for my Mother, Opal, aka THE OLD STRIPPER...
Too much to do...this is maddening....
My Mother, Opal, the X-RATED GRANDMA:
Sunday, August 3, 2008
It's Hot as Hell....
Damn, it's hot....
It's over 100 degrees here today in the Boonies....was yesterday, too...and is supposed to be 100-110 degrees here for the next 3 days...
Most of the time, it just seems too hot to do anything.
I've got so much to do....but so little time with this fucking heat....
My Mother, Opal, aka PHONE SEX GRANDMA:
It's over 100 degrees here today in the Boonies....was yesterday, too...and is supposed to be 100-110 degrees here for the next 3 days...
Most of the time, it just seems too hot to do anything.
I've got so much to do....but so little time with this fucking heat....
My Mother, Opal, aka PHONE SEX GRANDMA:
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